When All Of A Story's Sources Are Anonymous, You Know It's Extremely True.

I love OK Magazine. I really do. But why do they insist on making up the craziest stories about Robert Pattinson for their covers? Even if each story has a grain of truth--which some do--they always take it so far that it's ludicrous. Again, I have to ask, why don't they just report that KStew is pregnant with RPattz's demon spawn, just like in the Twilight books? It would be just as believable as OK Mag's other stories, but twice as fun to read!

Anyway, this week's cover is all about how RPattz is "risking it all" to be with KStew. I'm not sure what he is risking and why, exactly, but it is implied that he is risking his entire life and career because he basically wants to marry KStew, thereby giving the Twilight studio and his female fans a collective earth-shattering titty attack.

From the article:

"On the cusp of even bigger success with the impending release of New Moon and Eclipse currently being filmed in Vancouver, it may all slip away from R-Pattz, thanks to his recently accelerated romance with his on-and-off-screen girlfriend Kristen Stewart.

Because it’s not only his legions of female fans who might be disappointed to see Rob taken off the bachelor block by Kristen — there’s also the folks behind the Twilight films."

"It’s made life a bit of a pressure cooker for the two young superstars. “They’re crazy about each other, and they want to shout it from the rooftops,” says an Eclipse set insider... Adds the source, “Rob’s whole world is Kristen. I’m surprised he even knows his lines because he’s so absorbed with her. He has no time whatsoever for his guy friends and has cut virtually everyone off so he can spend every waking moment with Kristen. He’s all about his woman.”

Regardless of whether he’s jeopardizing his career by moving toward marriage with Kristen, Rob is clearly ready and willing to take the risk. “Trust me; he generally does what he’s told by producers,” one source tells OK!, “but this kid has a strong will of his own, and if he wants to walk around Vancouver with Kristen in front of the world, he’s going to.”

And there you have it, no apparent investigative reporting, wild speculation, anonymous sources...in other words: absolute truth. Thanks OK!